I would like to share with you the most hilarious thing I have read in weeks, from Wicked Walter over at Rate Your Students:
Oh, and English profs. They're delicious. English departments are where dreams go to die, right? I mean these English profs always have the nice Shakespearean fonts on their websites, a big quill next to their unbelievably white faces. They're always writing about how summer will bring them to England or Scotland, where they will trudge down some muddy trail to where Wordsworth once smoked a big bowl, or where Coleridge once ate a beaver because he thought it was Mary Shelley.
Fucking fantastic. After spending almost two hours trying to figure out my taxes (form 1098-T was a real pain in the ass), this was a great stress relief. Thank you, Wicked Walter.